A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Zander Petersen, Vice President of Business Transformation at Gartner, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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