Rios Gerardo
Consejero delegado @ Novo Nordisk
Industry: Healthcare
- Consejero delegado ( – Present)
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Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Rios Gerardo, Consejero delegado at Novo Nordisk, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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