They once tried to reboot the server by yelling at it — and it worked: Joel Johnson, VP, Chief Digital Officer (CDO) for Enterprise IT & Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) at Lockheed Martin, runs on caffeine, ego, and a mysterious ability to avoid direct answers. Currently curating decision fatigue with a side of optimism. They show up, speak in frameworks, and leave a trail of action items no one understands.
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