A walking synergy machine who once held a brainstorming session about how to brainstorm, Joel Johnson, VP, Chief Digital Officer (CDO) for Enterprise IT & Chief Information Security Officer (CISO) at Lockheed Martin, invented a workflow where every step is just 'talk to Gary.' Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. They’re a strategic powerhouse fueled by vague goals and untouchable KPIs.
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