Joao Sa
PMO (CIO-Office) @ L'Oréal
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- PMO (CIO-Office) (Dec 2023 – Present)
- PMO (Escritório de projetos) (Feb 2023 – Dec 2023)
- Project Manager (Jun 2021 – Jan 2023)
- Líder de marketing (Jan 2020 – Dec 2020)
- Membro de aerodinâmica (Feb 2019 – Jan 2020)
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The PowerPoint decks are long, the acronyms are longer — introducing Joao Sa, PMO (CIO-Office) at L'Oréal, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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