John Stecher

• Chief Technology Officer (Feb 2020 – Present)
• Advisory Board Member (Oct 2018 – Present)
• Group CTO and Chief Innovation Officer (Aug 2017 – Feb 2020)
• Managing Director Marcus by Goldman Sachs (Jan 2016 – Aug 2017)
• Managing Director Client Platforms Technology (Apr 2014 – Jan 2016)
• Technology Fellow and Vice President of Workplace and Middleware Technology (Jun 2010 – Apr 2014)
• Senior Technical Staff Member (Jun 2001 – Jun 2010)
• Software Developer (Jun 1999 – Sep 2000)

The Sarcastimatic™ Bio

The PowerPoint decks are long, the acronyms are longer — introducing John Stecher, Chief Technology Officer at Blackstone, translates chaos into vision... and vision into more chaos. Currently scaling ambiguity into quarterly OKRs. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.

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