Takao Ikeda

President @ Rakuten

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Industry: Technology

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President (Aug 2001 – Present)
President (Aug 1990 – Present)
Corporate Planning (Apr 1987 – Jul 1990)

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Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Takao Ikeda, President at Rakuten, known to deep-dive into shallow problems just to sound proactive. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. They navigate ambiguity like a kayak made of acronyms.

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