Takao Ikeda
President @ Rakuten
Industry: Technology
- President (Aug 2001 – Present)
- President (Aug 1990 – Present)
- Corporate Planning (Apr 1987 – Jul 1990)
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The PowerPoint decks are long, the acronyms are longer — introducing Takao Ikeda, President at Rakuten, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently navigating political minefields with a smile and a slide deck. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.

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