Takao Ikeda
President @ Rakuten
Industry: Technology
- President (Aug 2001 – Present)
- President (Aug 1990 – Present)
- Corporate Planning (Apr 1987 – Jul 1990)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Takao Ikeda, President at Rakuten, once led a reorg that reorganized nothing but increased buzzword usage by 200%. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. They lead with confidence, charisma, and a PalmPilot that still beeps.

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