Damien Thiesson
Co-founder & CTO @ Vale
Industry: Engineering & Manufacturing
- Co-founder & CTO (May 2025 – Present)
- Principal Software Engineer (Mar 2024 – Apr 2025)
- Staff Software Engineer (Aug 2022 – Mar 2024)
- Senior Software Engineer (Sep 2021 – Aug 2022)
- Head of Engineering (Feb 2020 – Sep 2021)
- Engineering Manager (Feb 2019 – Feb 2020)
- Senior Software Engineer (Aug 2017 – Feb 2019)
- Lead Developer (Aug 2016 – Dec 2016)
- Co-Founder and CEO (Aug 2015 – Jul 2016)
- Senior DevOps Engineer (Australia) (May 2015 – Jun 2015)
- Developer (Australia) (Nov 2014 – Dec 2014)
- Lead Developer (Jun 2014 – Oct 2014)
- Developer (part-time) (Nov 2013 – May 2014)
- Director of Information Systems (Mar 2011 – Oct 2013)
- Web developer (Jun 2009 – Oct 2010)
- Software Engineer (apprenticeship) (Sep 2007 – Sep 2010)
- Web Developer and System Administrator (Trainee) (Nov 2004 – Sep 2007)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's Damien Thiesson, Co-founder & CTO at Vale, known for aligning teams in opposite directions while sipping cold brew and quoting leadership blogs. Currently rewriting job descriptions mid-sentence. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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