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Kelvin Xie

COO @ Huawei


Kelvin Xie
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Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Kelvin Xie, COO at Huawei, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’

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