Behold the wizard of Windows 3.1 and meetings that could’ve been memos: Zakaria Benmoussa, Chief Executive Officer at Alphabet Corp, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. They approach feedback like a ninja: in the dark, and only when no one’s expecting it.
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