Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Wolfgang Doppstadt, Senior Manager, CTO Capital Projects at Bristol Myers Squibb, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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