Behold the wizard of Windows 3.1 and meetings that could’ve been memos: Willis Weirich, Chief Supply Chain Officer at SRS Distribution Inc., holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently advocating innovation while still using Netscape as their homepage. They may not move fast, but they definitely break things — usually confidence.
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