Zoom fatigue? Not for this legend who thrives on breakout rooms and forced team icebreakers: William Oplinger, President and Chief Executive Officer at Alcoa, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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