William Oplinger
President and Chief Executive Officer @ Alcoa
Industry: Engineering & Manufacturing
- Executive Vice President and Chief Operating Officer
- Executive Vice President & Chief Financial Officer
- Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, William Oplinger, President and Chief Executive Officer at Alcoa, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.

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