The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Walter Pezzini, Global CTO - Google Cloud at Zscaler, known to deep-dive into shallow problems just to sound proactive. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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