Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Tony Ortman, Asst VP, Underwriting Officer at Zurich North America, once conducted a risk assessment using only a Magic 8 Ball. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They may not move fast, but they definitely break things — usually confidence.
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