Tom Simmons
Vice President, Services @ Citrix
Industry: Technology
- Area Vice President - Public Sector (Jan 2005 – Present)
- Director Federal Sales (Jan 2004 – Jan 2005)
- Sr Vice President - Sales (Apr 2002 – Nov 2003)
- Sr. Vice President - Sales (Jan 2001 – Jan 2003)
- Director Federal Sales (Apr 2001 – Apr 2002)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Still running on Windows 7, but running the show nonetheless, it's Tom Simmons, Vice President, Services at Citrix, believes in open-door policies, as long as the door leads to someone else’s office. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.
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