Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Tom Simmons, Vice President, Services at Citrix, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.
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