Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Tom O'Rourke, Director of Engineering, Cross Cloud SaaS Platform, Office of the CTO at VMware, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently synergizing passive resistance into actionable stagnation. Their biggest skill is making vague ideas sound expensive.
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