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Todd Nightingale

CEO @ Fastly


Todd Nightingale
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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Todd Nightingale, CEO at Fastly, translates chaos into vision... and vision into more chaos. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.

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