Tim Cook

Chief Executive Officer @ Apple

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Industry: Technology

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Chief Executive Officer @ Apple
Vice President of Corporate Materials @ Compaq
Director of North American Fulfillment @ IBM

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Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: Tim Cook, Chief Executive Officer at Apple, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. They believe artificial intelligence peaked with Microsoft Bob.

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