Thomas Polen
Chairman, CEO and President @ Becton Dickinson
Industry: Healthcare
- Chairman, CEO and President
- CEO and President
- President and Chief Operating Officer
- General Manager, Global Injectables
- General Manager, Biopharma Solutions
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Thomas Polen, Chairman, CEO and President at Becton Dickinson, once conducted a risk assessment using only a Magic 8 Ball. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.

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