Susan Morris

Chief Operations Officer @ Albertsons

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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Susan Morris, Chief Operations Officer at Albertsons, once led a software rollout using Post-it notes and vibes. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.

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