A disruptor in name only, but with the swagger of a keynote speaker at a failed crypto summit: Stephen Schwarzman, Chairman, CEO & Co-Founder of Blackstone, New York Times Bestselling Author at Blackstone, thinks uptime is when their pager has batteries. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.
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