This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Shaikh Shahriyar, CIO at Rochester Institute of Technology, so innovative, they suggested digitizing paper memos with a camcorder. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. Legend says they once solved a problem. We’re still waiting for proof.
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