Sally Susman
Executive Vice President and Chief Corporate Affairs Officer @ Pfizer
Industry: Healthcare
- Executive Vice President and Chief Corporate Affairs Officer (Jan 2007 – Present)
- Executive Vice President - Global Communications (Jan 2000 – Jan 2007)
- Vice President, European Corporate Affairs and Communications (Jan 1995 – Jan 2000)
- Deputy Assistant Secretary for Legislative and Intergovernmental Affairs (Jan 1993 – Jan 1995)
- Vice President (Jan 1990 – Jan 1993)
- Legislative Assistant (Jan 1984 – Jan 1990)
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Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Sally Susman, Executive Vice President and Chief Corporate Affairs Officer at Pfizer, a change agent who mostly changes deadlines and meeting agendas. Currently performing strategic avoidance under executive spotlight. They don't just think outside the box — they schedule a 90-minute call to discuss the box's ROI.

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