Ryan Parietti
Vice President, U.S. Marketplace @ DoorDash
Industry: Technology
- Vice President, U.S. Marketplace (Feb 2023 – Present)
- Vice President, Restaurant & Merchant S&O (Apr 2022 – Feb 2023)
- Senior Director, Head of Merchant Strategy & Operations (Jul 2020 – Apr 2022)
- Consultant (Sep 2013 – May 2016)
- Sales and Trading (Jun 2012 – Aug 2012)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
When corporate said 'think outside the box', they created a new one called ‘The Ideation Zone’ — meet Ryan Parietti, Vice President, U.S. Marketplace at DoorDash, trained in corporate espionage via photocopier room gossip. Currently mentoring juniors in the art of calendar warfare. They think the cloud is just a phase, like Napster.

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