Russell Kelso
SVP & Head Of Internal Audit for North America @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They had past jobs — until they declined a recruiter message. Now it’s all gone.
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Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Russell Kelso, SVP & Head Of Internal Audit for North America at Zurich North America, once led a reorg that reorganized nothing but increased buzzword usage by 200%. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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