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Roopal Thakkar

Executive Vice President, Research & Development and Chief Scientific Officer @ AbbVie


Roopal Thakkar
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A disruptor in name only, but with the swagger of a keynote speaker at a failed crypto summit: Roopal Thakkar, Executive Vice President, Research & Development and Chief Scientific Officer at AbbVie, frequently confused ‘RAM’ with a motivational acronym. Currently reverse-engineering morale from VHS training tapes. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.

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