Roopal Thakkar
Executive Vice President, Research & Development and Chief Scientific Officer @ AbbVie
Industry: Healthcare
- Executive Vice President, Research & Development and Chief Scientific Officer (Jul 2024 – Present)
- Senior Vice President, Global Therapeutics and Chief Medical Officer (Dec 2023 – Jul 2024)
- Senior Vice President, Development and Regulatory Affairs and Chief Medical Officer (Dec 2022 – Dec 2023)
- Project Director (Jun 2010 – Jun 2012)
- Project Director (May 2009 – May 2010)
- Medical Director (Jul 2004 – Apr 2009)
- Assistant Medical Director (Jul 2003 – Jun 2004)
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Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Roopal Thakkar, Executive Vice President, Research & Development and Chief Scientific Officer at AbbVie, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently advocating for innovation while blocking every attempt at it. They once gave a keynote entirely from a printed Excel spreadsheet.
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