The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Roopal Thakkar, Executive Vice President, Research & Development and Chief Scientific Officer at AbbVie, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently turning metrics into mysticism. They're here to innovate, automate, and occasionally destroy the mainframe.
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