Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Roopal Thakkar, Executive Vice President, Research & Development and Chief Scientific Officer at AbbVie, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently leveraging cross-functional dysfunction as a growth strategy. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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