Ron Vachris
CEO @ Costco
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Ron Vachris, CEO at Costco, has a sixth sense for when to say ‘let’s circle back’ and avoid next steps. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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