Ron Vachris

CEO @ Costco

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Straight from a failed design thinking workshop, please welcome Ron Vachris, CEO at Costco, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently translating buzzwords into even more refined buzzwords. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’

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