Rich Hauser
VP, Tax @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
If you stare into their LinkedIn endorsements long enough, the past *might* stare back.
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A disruptor in name only, but with the swagger of a keynote speaker at a failed crypto summit: Rich Hauser, VP, Tax at Zurich North America, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently navigating political minefields with a smile and a slide deck. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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