Ralph Haupter
President, Microsoft EMEA @ Microsoft
Industry: Technology
- President, Microsoft EMEA @ Microsoft
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- President, Microsoft EMEA @ Microsoft
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The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
A disruptor in name only, but with the swagger of a keynote speaker at a failed crypto summit: Ralph Haupter, President, Microsoft EMEA at Microsoft, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently navigating enterprise chaos with a pager clipped to each hip. Their roadmap is stored on a floppy disk... and emotionally, so are they.
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