Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Ralph Haupter, President, Microsoft EMEA at Microsoft, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently moving at the speed of internal approval processes. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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