This is the person who once used ‘moving forward’ 12 times in a single Slack message: Ralph Haupter, President, Microsoft EMEA at Microsoft, their idea of team bonding is forcing everyone into a 'fun' icebreaker at 8 AM. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. They once called a USB stick 'one of those data cigars.'
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