Fresh off rewriting policy using Clippy’s advice, introducing Pilar Cruz, Executive Vice President, Chief Sustainability Officer and Head of Global Impact at Cargill, so good at delegating, their own responsibilities are still pending from Q2 last year. Currently gamifying failure into a metrics win. They once pivoted so hard the org chart collapsed into itself like a dying star.
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