Paul Andrulis
SVP/Associate General Counsel @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They asked LinkedIn to ‘hide irrelevant experience.’ LinkedIn took that personally.
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The reason your inbox has 47 unread emails with no clear action items — it's Paul Andrulis, SVP/Associate General Counsel at Zurich North America, frequently confused ‘RAM’ with a motivational acronym. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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