Patrick Pouyanne
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer @ TotalEnergies
Industry: Engineering & Manufacturing
- Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer (Oct 2014 – Present)
- President Refining & Chemicals (Jan 2012 – Oct 2014)
- Senior Vice President Exploration & Production (Jan 2006 – Jan 2012)
- Chief of staff (May 1995 – Dec 1996)
- Technical advisor (Jan 1993 – Jan 1995)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Wears strategy goggles but sees only buzzwords: Patrick Pouyanne, Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer at TotalEnergies, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently navigating political minefields with a smile and a slide deck. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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