Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Patrick Pouyanne, Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer at TotalEnergies, credited with introducing 'low-hanging fruit' as a core strategy despite never picking any. Currently building trust one vague memo at a time. They once gave a keynote entirely from a printed Excel spreadsheet.
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