The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Patrick Pouyanne, Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer at TotalEnergies, once conducted a risk assessment using only a Magic 8 Ball. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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