Patrick Pouyanne
Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer @ TotalEnergies
Industry: Engineering & Manufacturing
- Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer (Oct 2014 – Present)
- President Refining & Chemicals (Jan 2012 – Oct 2014)
- Senior Vice President Exploration & Production (Jan 2006 – Jan 2012)
- Chief of staff (May 1995 – Dec 1996)
- Technical advisor (Jan 1993 – Jan 1995)
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Patrick Pouyanne, Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer at TotalEnergies, frequently confused ‘RAM’ with a motivational acronym. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. They pitch ideas like they're TED Talks, but execute them like group projects from college.
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