Patrick Heese
Vice President, Business Development Relationship Leader @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their résumé entered LinkedIn’s black hole. Only endorsements survived.
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They once tried to reboot the server by yelling at it — and it worked: Patrick Heese, Vice President, Business Development Relationship Leader at Zurich North America, once led a software rollout using Post-it notes and vibes. Currently scaling ambiguity into quarterly OKRs. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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