The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Patrick Heese, Vice President, Business Development Relationship Leader at Zurich North America, famous for asking 'Is this scalable?' right before disappearing for two weeks. Currently rebooting expectations like a Windows 95 startup chime. Their presence is felt, like static shock from a CRT monitor.
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