Pat Murphy
VP @ SRS Distribution Inc.
Industry: Real Estate & Construction
They had past jobs — until they declined a recruiter message. Now it’s all gone.
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The human equivalent of a 56k modem handshake noise: Pat Murphy, VP at SRS Distribution Inc., believes productivity peaks after installing more toolbars. Currently optimizing fax machine throughput for peak synergy. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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