Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Nariman Riahi, Vice President, Head of Global Partnerships at Fortinet, spent an entire quarter optimizing alignment between teams that hate each other. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They once said ‘culture eats strategy for breakfast’ while approving 12-hour workdays.
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