Nancy Simonson
SVP - Zurich Construction Customer Centricity @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
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Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Nancy Simonson, SVP - Zurich Construction Customer Centricity at Zurich North America, a change agent who mostly changes deadlines and meeting agendas. Currently strategizing inside a cubicle fortress built entirely of binders. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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