They once put 'storytelling ninja' on a resume and meant it: Muhammad Yusof, Chief Technical Officer at Huawei, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.
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