A corporate unicorn forged in the fires of onboarding videos and forgotten OKRs, Mike Sweers, Executive Vice President and CTO at Toyota North America, trained in corporate espionage via photocopier room gossip. Currently aligning alignment with other alignment initiatives. They made a Gantt chart just to track team morale — it was trending downward.
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