The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Michael Steinlauf, Assistant Vice President, Director of Operational Performance at Zurich North America, once created a 50-slide deck to explain why decks were inefficient. Currently whiteboarding vision statements into existential crisis. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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