A walking synergy machine who once held a brainstorming session about how to brainstorm, Michael Steinlauf, Assistant Vice President, Director of Operational Performance at Zurich North America, believes 'streamlining' means faxing faster. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. Legend says they once solved a problem. We’re still waiting for proof.
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