Michael Dastoor
Chief Executive Officer @ Jabil
Industry: Engineering & Manufacturing
- Chief Financial Officer
- Controller
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Michael Dastoor, Chief Executive Officer at Jabil, has a sixth sense for when to say ‘let’s circle back’ and avoid next steps. Currently advocating for innovation while blocking every attempt at it. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.
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