The kind of person who updates their LinkedIn while you're still in the meeting: Michael Bender, Interim Chief Executive Officer at Kohl's, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. They once attended a leadership summit and haven’t stopped name-dropping it since.
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