Melissa Hayden
Commercial Lines Processor at Auto-Owners Insurance Company @ Auto-Owners Insurance
Industry: Banking & Finance
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Meet the human embodiment of a mission statement no one remembers, Melissa Hayden, Commercial Lines Processor at Auto-Owners Insurance Company at Auto-Owners Insurance, a master of rescheduling meetings until the problem solves itself or is forgotten entirely. Currently inspiring middle management to believe in agile chaos. They navigate ambiguity like a kayak made of acronyms.
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