Matthew Hoefert
Global Relationship Leader @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
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Part guru, part disruption evangelist, fully convinced Slack status updates are leadership: Matthew Hoefert, Global Relationship Leader at Zurich North America, known to deep-dive into shallow problems just to sound proactive. Currently parachuting into projects with no context and full authority. Like a motivational poster come to life, but slightly more cryptic and significantly more caffeinated.
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