Every bit as agile as a waterfall spreadsheet — meet Matt Hasbrouck, Chief Executive Officer, Memorial Health | Meadows Hospital at HCA Healthcare, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently mentoring juniors in the art of calendar warfare. Every sentence they speak sounds like it belongs on a lanyard badge.
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