Say hello to the overlord of pointless calendar invites and vague objectives, Matt Hasbrouck, Chief Executive Officer, Memorial Health | Meadows Hospital at HCA Healthcare, still signs off emails with 'Yours in synergy' — unironically. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.
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