Mary Ryan
AVP Loss Sensitive Services @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Even LinkedIn won’t show their past unless you’re in the secret handshake club. Or HR.
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The PowerPoint decks are long, the acronyms are longer — introducing Mary Ryan, AVP Loss Sensitive Services at Zurich North America, famous for using the word ‘synergy’ to describe why your project budget got cut. Currently gamifying performance reviews using a TI-83 calculator. They could turn a coffee break into a stakeholder engagement opportunity.
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