Mary Dillon
President and Chief Executive Officer @ Foot Locker
Industry: Retail & Consumer Goods
- President and Chief Executive Officer
- Executive Chair
- Chief Executive Officer
- President and Chief Executive Officer
- Global Chief Marketing Officer
- President, Quaker Foods Division
The Sarcastimatic™ Bio
Introducing the PowerPoint sorcerer who once tried to format a vision statement in Comic Sans, Mary Dillon, President and Chief Executive Officer at Foot Locker, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently scheduling synergy one dot-matrix printout at a time. We're still unclear what they do, but HR assures us it's important and involves many dashboards.

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