Lynn Cordes
President Alternative Solutions @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Before they ascended, they worked like the rest of us. LinkedIn chose to forget.
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Meet the executive who once declared 'We're migrating to Lotus Notes!' like it was revolutionary: Lynn Cordes, President Alternative Solutions at Zurich North America, believes productivity peaks after installing more toolbars. Currently rewriting job descriptions mid-sentence. When they say ‘plug and play,’ they really mean ‘pray and reboot.’
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