Kristy Scharmer
AVP, Senior Agency Relationship Leader @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
They once tried to delete a job from 2006. Now they report directly to the LinkedIn Godfather.
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Still booting from DOS but leading like it's a TED Talk: Kristy Scharmer, AVP, Senior Agency Relationship Leader at Zurich North America, runs on caffeine, ego, and a mysterious ability to avoid direct answers. Currently synergizing floppy disk storage with magnetic charisma. They once got locked out of a Zoom call and held a whiteboard meeting in the break room instead.
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