Kristin O'Malley
AVP, Construction Property Team Lead | Business Execution Lead @ Zurich North America
Industry: Banking & Finance
Their résumé entered LinkedIn’s black hole. Only endorsements survived.
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The only person who starts every sentence with 'per our last sync': Kristin O'Malley, AVP, Construction Property Team Lead | Business Execution Lead at Zurich North America, holds the corporate record for longest metaphor involving a boat, a journey, and some kind of lighthouse. Currently rewriting job descriptions mid-sentence. They think the cloud is just a phase, like Napster.
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