Part guru, part disruption evangelist, fully convinced Slack status updates are leadership: Kimberly Hauer, Executive Vice President and Chief Human Resources Officer at SC Johnson, rumored to have once launched a transformation initiative that ended in renaming everyone’s job title. Currently orchestrating chaos with all the elegance of a jazz hands performance. Their inbox is unread, their calendar is double-booked, and their influence? Unmeasurable and untraceable.
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